And on the subject of math...

Variables...

I got an email today from one of the teachers saying several of my students came into class talking about a news report about a horrible math teacher who asked his students what do you get when you add 2 students to another 3 and put them in a microwave. **gasp!*

One of my kiddos chimes in and says "Yeah, that's a really bad math teacher -- there was no information about microwave size, sizes of the students, or wattage. How's the formula gonna work if you don't have the all the variables?"

Gourdhead counting to ten.

Now you know why I'm a gourdhead.